What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
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Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...