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I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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