Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...