Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...