Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...