A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Out of the tree
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OLD NEVER DIES 2
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Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...