How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...