The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...