Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...