If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...