Kewl Job Application!
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A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
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Surfing the Internet
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
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Who Suffered?
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An old occupation
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