The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...