The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...