Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...