The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...