Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...