Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...