About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...