I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...