Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...