OXYMORONS
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...