Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...