Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
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Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
The loss of engines
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Halls of Justice
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The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...