Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...