Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...