Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...