Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....