Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...