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Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
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Your spinning me a yarn here!
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Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...