Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”