Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...