Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...