Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...