Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...