Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...