Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...