The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”