Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...