Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!