Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...