The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...