Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...