Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...