Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...