Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!