At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.