Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...