Brezhnev at his speech
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Like Father, Like Husband?
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A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...