Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Real opcodes
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Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...