Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...